{"product_id":"dhmo-regenschirm","title":"DHMO umbrella","description":"Let's talk about the elephant in the room: dihydrogen monoxide (DHMO). This chemical is a silent killer that kills countless people every year - and nobody seems to care! Sometimes the devilish stuff even falls out of the blue and attacks the skin of unsuspecting people!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBut you can protect yourself! The\u003cb\u003e DHMO umbrella\u003c\/b\u003e is literally a defensive umbrella that protects you and others from direct exposure to DHMO! At the touch of a button, the protective umbrella unfolds and ensures that the nasty DHMO drops don't get you! But make sure you really stay under the shield - prolonged contact with DHMO can lead to irreparable damage and even death!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBut before you get really scared: DHMO is another name for H2O aka water, but it's only used jokingly - consequently, the DHMO defense umbrella is \"just\" a pretty cool and nerdy umbrella. But some people are obviously afraid of long and complicated sounding words... ;)\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"getDigital","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45499068875020,"sku":"16011","price":25.16,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0684\/8793\/8316\/files\/productImage-16011-dhmo-regenschirm.jpg?v=1720653272","url":"https:\/\/get-digitol.shop\/en\/products\/dhmo-regenschirm","provider":"getDigital","version":"1.0","type":"link"}