{"product_id":"cthulhu-waermflasche-mit-bezug","title":"Cthulhu hot water bottle with cover","description":"According to the American author H. P. Lovecraft, it is only a matter of time before the apocalypse is upon us. For of all the \u003ci\u003eGreat Old Ones\u003c\/i\u003e, who come from the remotest corners of the universe, some have made it their goal to wipe out humanity and the world. The best known of these is probably Cthulhu. He came to Earth several million years ago, but unfortunately a curse banished him to R'lyeh, the city under the sea. There he slumbers until the stars align in the right constellation - at least in theory. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBecause in R'lyeh it is, as expected, pretty wet and cold. How are you supposed to sleep there? Actually, Cthulhu would be quite comfortable there, safely guarded by the fish-like \u003ci\u003edeep creatures\u003c\/i\u003e. But his cold feet keep waking him up. It can't be like that, he needs to recharge his batteries for future world domination! \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSo he has come up with a great idea: the \u003cb\u003eCthulhu hot water bottle\u003c\/b\u003e. And as he naturally wants the followers of his cult to be nice and toasty warm until they have to be ready for the apocalypse, he is happy to give you a copy. The soft fabric cover shows the Great Old One in all his gruesome beauty, with a tentacled face and fluffy \u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003ewings\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e. All you have to do is pour approx. 1.8 liters of hot water into the hot water bottle and you'll be cozy and warm, whether under the Pacific Ocean or wherever you want to worship Cthulhu. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt goes without saying that you should treat this god-like creature with the utmost care and only wash it by hand. Otherwise its delicate wings could be damaged in the washing machine.","brand":"getDigital","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45499080540428,"sku":"20959","price":26.17,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0684\/8793\/8316\/files\/productImage-20959-cthulhu-waermflasche-mit-bezug.jpg?v=1744791834","url":"https:\/\/get-digitol.shop\/en\/products\/cthulhu-waermflasche-mit-bezug","provider":"getDigital","version":"1.0","type":"link"}