{"product_id":"badehandtuch-dhmo","title":"DHMO bath towel","description":"If \u003ci\u003edihydrogen monoxide\u003c\/i\u003e (DHMO) is leaking around you, you need to act fast! After all, this nasty chemical is extremely dangerous and sends countless people over the edge every year - not to mention the skin damage that prolonged contact can cause and the other things that DHMO can do...\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThat's why we have developed the \u003cb\u003eDHMO towel\u003c\/b\u003e, a portable (and fluffy) tool that will help you avert the worst in the event of a DHMO accident: If your skin is wet with DHMO, all you have to do is rub the towel over your skin to bind the chemical! You can even use it to save your floor if it has also been contaminated!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYou might be thinking: \"\u003ci\u003eIt's a towel, what's all this stuff with chemicals?\u003c\/i\u003e\" Of course, you're absolutely right: dihydrogen monoxide is just an unnecessarily complicated and exclusively joking term for... water! :D\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"getDigital","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45499058585868,"sku":"14819","price":20.11,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0684\/8793\/8316\/files\/productImage-14819-badehandtuch-dhmo.jpg?v=1720652705","url":"https:\/\/get-digitol.shop\/en\/products\/badehandtuch-dhmo","provider":"getDigital","version":"1.0","type":"link"}