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YOU DRIED Towel

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In the iconic Souls games, the same relentless red text appears after every death: YOU DIED. No mercy, no comfort — just the truth. Anyone who know...

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Snow White

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[i]Once upon a time...[/i]This is how most fairy tales begin and Steve Jobs' fairy tale could start in a similar way - or the relationship between ...

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Role play character tank

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[i]"Two characters meet in a tavern. One is a tank and the other does no damage. "[/i] Admittedly, this joke is not the best, but it still hits the...

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Geek Button The Code Is Documentation Enough

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Let's be honest: anyone who needs additional explanations besides the code wouldn't understand your explanations anyway. The next time someone asks...

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The Floppy Diskette

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What sounds like a joke to today's generation was once an absolute revolution: a data carrier made of cardboard that is inserted into a drive. 80 k...

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Samurai cat

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They look so harmless, are fluffy and cuddly - maybe even a bit chubby. But in reality they are fearless predators without fear or scruples! Yes, w...

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Geek Button Caffeine

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Even if this button doesn't contain any caffeine, the sight of it will hopefully give you extra energy. Or you can use it as a reminder that you wa...

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Resistance is NOT futile

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Who actually claimed that the Borg knew anything about physics? Obviously they have failed to assimilate a people who at least have a sound basic k...

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Chaos Khorne Flakes

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The most important meal of the day? Breakfast. But regular cereal is too boring for you - after all, you're a warrior of chaos, not a bureaucrat.Ch...

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I'm this old

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Some people recognize their age by their back pain. We nerds recognize it by the moment when we want to save a file and briefly think: "Where is ac...

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Before you bother me

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The "Before you bother me" T-shirt picks up on an all too familiar situation in everyday office life, when technical problems occur and colleagues ...

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Grim Reader

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When the Grim Reaper turns into a Grim Reader in his spare time, Grimm's fairy tales are certainly a good choice. Of course, there are the classics...

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Geek Buttons Theme Science

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Without science, we would understand very little of what is going on around us and in our bodies. When you look at how the complex mechanisms keep ...

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Doppler effect

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The Doppler effect refers to the change in the perception or measurement of frequencies as the transmitter and receiver approach or move away from ...

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Book Addict

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Nerds' passion for collecting is often ridiculed. Adults who hoard action figures - for many "normal mortals" this is strange. It's completely diff...

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Something went wrong

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Nature sometimes takes strange paths: recent research has shown that homo sapiens no longer marks the end of evolution. From now on, homo geekensis...

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you are dumb

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"you are dumb" in binary ASCII code.The correct answer to all DAU questions (including the question of what is written on your T-shirt): You are du...

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I fixed it

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If you find bitten apples - in real life and in certain company logos - a little unsightly and believe that only a whole apple is a good apple, the...

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Two Rules for Life

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Two rules for life is a dry statement for anyone who refuses access when they hear "Details please". The clear typo print sums up the humor of IT, ...

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Divoom Pixoo backpack with Pixel Display

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Are you a fan of pixel art, retro gaming and 8-bit aesthetics? Then the Divoom Pixoo backpack with pixel display is exactly what you need! This bac...

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Talk NErDy to me

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Whether in an IRC chat, a meeting with the boss or in bed: nerds speak [i]nerdish[/i]. Classic, unambiguous, straightforward.Here are a few example...

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That is impossible

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Don't you find it terribly annoying that your fellow human beings don't express themselves precisely enough? You can counteract this with this shirt!

Ultra Maiden

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There is music that is loud. There is music that is extremely loud. And then there's the sound an armored space warrior makes when he stomps throug...

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The Legend of Zelda Tears of the Kingdom Heart Container Light

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Are you half a heart short again and the next boss fight is just around the corner? No problem - with The Legend of Zelda Tears of the Kingdom Hear...

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Blow Me

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Jokes that have to be laboriously explained are usually not that funny. But especially when you take word jokes, double entendres and the like from...

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The Lord of the Rings Backflow incense holder "Barad Dur"

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Barad-dur was Sauron's fortress in Mordor and one of the most terrifying places in the whole of Middle-earth. Inside the fortress were weapons forg...

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You read my shirt

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Uah, you've managed to get yourself out of the house and then it starts. The other creatures out there expect you to interact with them and maybe e...

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Asteroids

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If you played computer games enthusiastically in the 80s, you will certainly remember Asteroids and can reminisce about the good old days with this...

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Geek Button Power

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Now you can attach your own power button to all kinds of things. Get ready to add new features to apples, books, jackets and bags.

Test in Production

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Unit tests are for beginners, test environments are overrated and the last deploy was... adventurous? Then Test in Production is exactly your style...

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Wayne Train

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"Tuuut, Tuuuut, here comes the WAYNEtrain and takes your story to the WHATEVERest." Wayne is interested? Exactly. No one! In future, you can just p...

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Network Security

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Does your data center urgently need decent security? And you're ideally suited for the job? Then why not promote yourself with this shirt :)It says...

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Geek Button Dopamine

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Legal doping in button form: Press the button and imagine that the happiness hormone is flooding your body. Guaranteed without side effects ;)

Geek Button Pirate

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15 nerds on the admin's box, yohoho and a pot of coffee! If you are one of those people who guess pi, you should mark this fact with this button. A...

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PIrate

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Mathematics is everywhere and especially beautiful where pi is hidden. Unfortunately, too many mere mortals fail to recognize or even deny the beau...

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Brainbows

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Fluttershy would probably wet her non-existent pants immediately, but surely you're already big enough for the truth, right? Even in the realm of u...

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